'I really don't like breast-feeding, but it's really good therapy for her.'
New Parent Navigator T-Shirts
Looking for a t-shirt that celebrates the new parent journey? Our humorous and heartfelt designs make a great gift to bring a smile and show support for every new parent's adventure.
Triplets
"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"
What is rhythm & blues?. . . Natural birth control.
"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"
What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?
"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."
'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."
'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'
"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."
Impracticle Guide to Having Babies
'sugar and spice my eye.'
'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'
"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."
"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."
"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."
'How many fingers do you see?'
'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'
"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."
Constructing your own prison!
'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'
'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'
'Our computer responds to voice commands, but our kids don't.'
"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"
'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'
"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."
Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.
Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.
"...Mom, can you get me a glass of wine?"
"I think this end is loaded."
'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!
"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"
"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."
"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"
"I couldn't find the off switch."
New Parent Navigator T-Shirts Collection
New Parent Navigator Mugs
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New Parent Navigator Pillows
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New Parent Navigator Prints
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