New Normal Navigator Gifts

"He hasn't seen you without a mask."

"Stay that far away."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Apple Picking 2020

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

GOING TOE-TO-TOE IN 2020

Queue for the End of Lockdown

The mask will be on for an indefinite period

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Newspaper suicide.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Canadian Canoe.

'So much for your internal compass.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."