Normalcy Navigator Gifts

"Are we there yet?"

"Back to normal after june."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Bad for you but to die for

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Better times ahead.

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"But what if this is all there is?"

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Midlife: You Are Here.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

Shrink

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

'You think you have a hard life? -- I have to listen to crazy people every day!'

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

"I'm getting the hang of the patient portal. It reminded me to refill my beta blocker, but I keep getting ads. Can you prescribe a good pop-up blocker too?"

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'