Nuisance Navigator Gifts

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

The Life of Pi

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

A Preschool of Fish

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

Number Phobia.

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"Oh shut up."

'The hostile takeover wasn't as bad as I'd imagined. They hired someone to supply nuance.'

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'I'm afraid, Reverend, that what the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.'

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

Cr�che Seige

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

Things You Should Know About...

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

'Looks to be a very young universe.'

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

Pick a direction.

My wife had quads

"Well he smells like his father."

"So he cries and you give him a bottle. I never thought of that."

Moral Ambiguity

Snooze Cruise

Napquest