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"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Deep sleep

Snooze Cruise

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Computer Expert

A Preschool of Fish

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'That never gets old.'

"This translation app isn't working."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Daisy Diaper Service

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'