Nativity Navigator T-Shirts

I thought we came from that way. Are you sure there's no South Star? I told you we should have asked Mary for directions. The three wise men on their way home.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

This is forever... till death do us part...

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'How many fingers do you see?'

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

'Oh, Christ.'

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

Daisy Diaper Service

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Three Parent Baby

Surfing alien.

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

SOE (South Of Earth)

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"I think this end is loaded."

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Arrow Church

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

Lost santa and reindeer.

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'