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"One more time, please Dad, let me read my Flight Theory Books one more time..."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"You've got computer-breath."

A Preschool of Fish

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Fishing direction sign.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Pull and all nighter...

'How many fingers do you see?'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

Things that go beep in the night.

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Bear Signpost.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.