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'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

The Life of Pi

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Computer Expert

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"You've got computer-breath."

"I am not asking for directions."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Battery Lighthouse

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Fishing direction sign.

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."