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"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

"Is this one a flower or a weed?I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

Not far enough. Keep going.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

You are here.

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

"Oh, I forget to deposit my paycheck. Can you stop by a river bank?"

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

'Next time try not to venture off the road. The brush gets a little thick in there.'

"I hate that guy."

'I thought Bill had a bad back.'

'For directions, press one. For rescue, press two. To cry wolf, press three...'

Bob found maps very misleading.

Gluten-free area.

Orienteering

You Are Here.

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

'I'm an amphibian on my mother's side and a reptile on my father's side.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Hunted Birds leaving bizarre tracks

'I use the usual tripod gait - front and back legs on one side along ith the middle leg on the other side.' 'I never thought about it. I just move lots of legs, and then I move lots of other legs.'

Turned out to be a not-so-lucky bottle cap.

Fishing direction sign.

Detour, Knot ahead (Termites).

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

Semaphore Problems

"We'd better head back, the weather's closing in..."

Deer using social media to avoid a hunter.

Bear Signpost.

'Ok, take a few honeycombs that way, then a left at old Moore's place, then a right at … Man, would it kill them to make a grid map of this place?'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."