Forest Navigator T-Shirts

"I don't tell you how to do your job—don't tell me how to do mine!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

ET Mishap

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"I love this time of day."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Where the wild things were."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

School trip little porters.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

When clowns are hunting.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

Fishing direction sign.