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'In 100 meters, bear left! In 200 meters, bear right.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Are we there yet?'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Koala

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'