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'The great thing about mindless violence is that it encourages the evolution of mindless altruism.'

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Cat box"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Are we there yet?'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Koala

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"They're so like us."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."