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'The great thing about mindless violence is that it encourages the evolution of mindless altruism.'

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Cat box"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Are we there yet?'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Koala

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Astral Projection

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"They're so like us."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'