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"Nothing to worry about. Happens every autumn."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Wildlife

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Cat box"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Are we there yet?'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"They're so like us."

Koala

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."