Naturalist Explorer Gifts

"Nothing to worry about. Happens every autumn."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Wildlife

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Cat box"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Deer Season Open.

'Are we there yet?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Koala

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"They're so like us."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."