Naturist Adventurer Gifts

'No luggage.'

"Nothing against naturist holidays, sir, it's just that we'd rather you kept your clothes on 'til you actually got there."

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'Hot enough for you?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Marshmallows

Surf Casting

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'