Naturist Adventurer Gifts

'No luggage.'

"Nothing against naturist holidays, sir, it's just that we'd rather you kept your clothes on 'til you actually got there."

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'Hot enough for you?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Portrait of a Lady"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Marshmallows