Naturist Explorer Gifts

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"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

'Does Naturism make my bum look big?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Cat box"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Deer Season Open.

'Are we there yet?'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Koala

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'