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"Behold the secret to happiness."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Cat box"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Look, a bug!"

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Butterflies

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

'Are we there yet?'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'