Nativity Navigator Pillows

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

This is forever... till death do us part...

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'How many fingers do you see?'

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'Oh, Christ.'

Daisy Diaper Service

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Surfing alien.

Three Parent Baby

SOE (South Of Earth)

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"I think this end is loaded."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Arrow Church

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Lost santa and reindeer.

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'Sleeping like a baby'