New Testament Navigator Pillows

"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Are we there yet?'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

New music conference

"I am not asking for directions."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

New Memer/Incumbent

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."