New Testament Explorer Pillows

The origins of Christian 'wrap' music

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

The joy of sects.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

Religion & Economics.

"Just my luck."

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Inbox and outbox for books

'But everybody does that stuff!'

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

Californians Abroad.

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

Vicar losing his place in the sermon.

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

'You never let us do ANYTHING!'

I'm not sure asceticism is a relative concept Brother Michael

"I'm calling it 'Genesis.' It's part of a five-book contract."

Don't get too close to Brother Jerome - he just baptized a Hun.

Sorry to Hear You're Leaving.