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The origins of Christian 'wrap' music

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

The World's Biggest Book Club

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

The joy of sects.

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

So … how did you two meet?

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Religion & Economics.

"Just my luck."

Inbox and outbox for books

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

'But everybody does that stuff!'

Californians Abroad.

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

Vicar losing his place in the sermon.

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

I'm not sure asceticism is a relative concept Brother Michael

Sorry to Hear You're Leaving.

'You never let us do ANYTHING!'

The Chameleon Spa

"I'm calling it 'Genesis.' It's part of a five-book contract."