New Age Navigator Pillows

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Common sense - in one ear, and out the other.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Your contents have shifted."

'Are we there yet?'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"I am not asking for directions."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Better times ahead.

New Age Store.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"