New Age Navigator Pillows

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Common sense - in one ear, and out the other.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Your contents have shifted."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Are we there yet?'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Weird things I do because of the internet

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"I am not asking for directions."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Better times ahead.

New Age Store.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'