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Following his therapist's advice, Fred decides to bring something more exotic into his sex life.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"Eureka! Details to follow."

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

Constructing your own prison!

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'