New Experience Adventurer T-Shirts

"I'm going to be on time today because it's fun to try new things."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"What's your occupation?"

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"It's going to be one of those days."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Mad For It

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

Now hiring.

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'You're hired. Go figure.'

"A possible eureka."

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

Job hoppers.

"Fight or flight?"

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'