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'Son, before you go, always remember the joy of life is in the journey, not the destination.'

Mad For It

Look on the bright side, at least we're keeping our heads above water

Desert Island Raking

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Bon Voyage

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Easter Island legs

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Cat box"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.