Adventure T-Shirts

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

Don Quixote Video Game

"Queen's Pawn to Albuquerque,New Mexico."

"There you are. I've been looking all over for you."

"Well, there goes our last coconut. Maurice! I hope you're satisfied."

A penguin keeps a globe upside-down.

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"So are we clear, Lads? No more saluting."

The Weekend

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Surf lift.

'He's never been much of a homebody.'

"Listen Hagar, first you pillage THEN you burn!"

The bitter sweet meeting of perception and reality: 'Yay! I'm saved!!'

"I'm thinking of doing Pamplona this year."

"I know the way through the minefield, step exactly where I do!"

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Ok, now what?'

'We're looking for someone who's comfortable taking risks.'

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

"Come on, Louis. No risk, no reward."

Man driving his desk along a street.

"I was against Russo-Disneyland from the start."

'One day they'll realize I have no idea where I'm going.'

Man looking to get from point A to a difficult to reach point B

"Can you outrun a bear?" "No, but I think I can outrun you."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Courage Frosty. Courage.

'Oh, come on -- You only live once!'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

"When you said you were getting a mobility scooter, Dad, this isn't what I had in mind."