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Not far enough. Keep going.

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

This is the shortcut!

"Honestly, the water hole is back that way...Why would I lie?"

'Nice try...'

'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'

'Oh, great! We've been going round in Circles.'

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

Intrepid Explorer Fail

"He used to be much more adventurous..."

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

Lost and Found: 'Can you describe him?'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Bob found maps very misleading.

'Here it is on the map - the unpainted desert.'

Dangerous Cave.

Information: You Are Here...

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Remote control pirate bully

"David's a compulsive rambler"

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Pirate Treasure

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'Antioxidants! Antioxidants!...'

Wind Sailing Desert Island

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'That has to be a mirage.'

'Well if you're bored go for a swim, or climb up a tree, or...or...do one of those two things.'