Adventuring Gifts

Not far enough. Keep going.

This is the shortcut!

"Honestly, the water hole is back that way...Why would I lie?"

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

'Oh, great! We've been going round in Circles.'

'Nice try...'

'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

Bob found maps very misleading.

Intrepid Explorer Fail

'Here it is on the map - the unpainted desert.'

Dangerous Cave.

"He used to be much more adventurous..."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Lost and Found: 'Can you describe him?'

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Why on earth would anybody want a 'cooling-off period'?'

Four wheel drive stuck on its spare tyres.

'Antioxidants! Antioxidants!...'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

Pirate Treasure

"David's a compulsive rambler"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'That has to be a mirage.'

Tesco at top of the Mountain.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'Well if you're bored go for a swim, or climb up a tree, or...or...do one of those two things.'

"Wow - Heavy, man"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'