Adventure Gifts

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

Don Quixote Video Game

"Queen's Pawn to Albuquerque,New Mexico."

"There you are. I've been looking all over for you."

"Well, there goes our last coconut. Maurice! I hope you're satisfied."

A penguin keeps a globe upside-down.

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

The Weekend

"So are we clear, Lads? No more saluting."

'He's never been much of a homebody.'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Surf lift.

"Listen Hagar, first you pillage THEN you burn!"

The bitter sweet meeting of perception and reality: 'Yay! I'm saved!!'

"I'm thinking of doing Pamplona this year."

"I know the way through the minefield, step exactly where I do!"

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

'Ok, now what?'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'We're looking for someone who's comfortable taking risks.'

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

"Come on, Louis. No risk, no reward."

'One day they'll realize I have no idea where I'm going.'

"I was against Russo-Disneyland from the start."

Man looking to get from point A to a difficult to reach point B

"Can you outrun a bear?" "No, but I think I can outrun you."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Courage Frosty. Courage.

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Oh, come on -- You only live once!'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'See? I told you he was real.'