Going On Adventures Gifts

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The fate of the emigrant

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Easter Island legs

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Cat box"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Beach con-man.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Desert Island Meals.

Local Knowledge

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."