Going On An Adventure Gifts

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ahhh... close enough."

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Cat box"

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Easter Island legs

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Beach con-man.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Local Knowledge

Desert Island Meals.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."