Traveling Adventure Gifts

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Airliner

Snake Charming

Down on Bourbon Street...

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

'How was your holiday?'

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

London summer.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

Shoppers

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

Confusing directions.