Going On Adventures Pillows

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The fate of the emigrant

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Easter Island legs

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Cat box"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Beach con-man.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Desert Island Meals.

Local Knowledge

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'What zip code are we in now?'