Adventures Pillows

"Wow! Gramps was REALLY happy to get all those neckties for Father's Day!"

'Soiling your pants every time you ride your bike fast isn't a medical condition. It's probably a mixture of fear and excitement.'

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

'NO..NO..NO!..on the map Jake...on the MAP!'

To be British is to resolutely refuse to succumb to drama, excitement or high emotion when under duress.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'I'm out of silver bullets again, Tonto -- take my mask and hold up another stagecoach.'

"Where have you been?"

Well, look who's here.

'Are we there yet?'

FISH ESCAPE.

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

Members only.

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

'Don't give up hope, Lenny - we're bound to come to a Starbucks sooner or later!'

'Geronimoooo!'

The Island

"Damn, Toto! We're back in Kansas!"

Turned out to be a not-so-lucky bottle cap.

"See you around, partner—oh, I'm this way too."

At the Sloth Amusement Park

Weeeeeeeee - snail on turtle.

Boy slides down handrail.

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

"Now, you want to ask for directions ... "

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Tourists and GPS

Threatning Clouds.

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

'And then there was the time when I slipped off the cat and was trapped on the couch for a month!'

Way to go

'It doesn't show it on this map....'