Adventures With Kids Pillows

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Local Knowledge

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Ancient Racing

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Sausages.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Baby pram as a tank

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Echo Tourism'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Collies Without Borders

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'