Adventures With Kids Pillows

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Local Knowledge

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Ancient Racing

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Sausages.

Baby pram as a tank

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Echo Tourism'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Collies Without Borders

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."