Childhood Adventures Pillows

"Shouldn't Willis be in the bed and his imaginary monster under it?"

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

Sticking out tongue

"It's not like I have some weird obsession with mud, but it keeps mom's expectations of cleanliness down to a reasonable level."

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

"Yay! School is done!!"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Once again, I had to resort to the carrot-and-stick approach."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

Imagination

'Nothing is more dangerous than a wounded santa!'

The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'Wait, Petey... you see something glowing in there? What does it look like? Let's see... fireflies flow. Is that what it is...Uhh...nuclear powered fireflies?'

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

..And if you unstick my hands from my nose, I promise I won't touch the super glue in my dad's toolbox ever again.

"Are there any security cameras in the basement?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Things that scare Jimmy

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Mistaken identity.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

One!

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."