Fun Parent Adventures Pillows

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'She just came down the stairs without walking.'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

Water Slide

Baby in Bike Basket

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

I am to blame.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'It's so incredible, getting to discover the little bundle of magic hidden inside.'

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

Please take a number.

Switchback Playground.

They Removed my Brain.

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

Beating Dad at Chess.

'Thanks for the offer to baby sit him, and don't worry, he's not a fussy eater: Any dung you can find will do...'

"No, son, there's no severance package."

"Broken childcare promises make me mad."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I'll never watch Alien again!!

"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."