Fun Parent Adventures T-Shirts

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'She just came down the stairs without walking.'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

Water Slide

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

I am to blame.

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Baby in Bike Basket

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

They Removed my Brain.

Switchback Playground.

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Please take a number.

'It's so incredible, getting to discover the little bundle of magic hidden inside.'

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

"Broken childcare promises make me mad."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I'll never watch Alien again!!

Beating Dad at Chess.

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

"No, son, there's no severance package."

'Thanks for the offer to baby sit him, and don't worry, he's not a fussy eater: Any dung you can find will do...'