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'Are we there yet Dad?'

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'Honey, do you think you could try being a little less over-protective?'

'Nomadic life is great, except the kids are constantly asking, 'are we there yet?''

The Family Joules: Part 1

'School's out... the adventure begins!'

'But they get attached to me!'

"That's my grandfather chasing cars and biting mailmen. He lived life off-the-leash."

Baby in Bike Basket

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

The Zoo.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

At the market

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'Are we there yet?'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"I told him we needed more string."