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"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

Sightseeing in the car

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

We need a bigger car darling!

"Eric's calling from camp again."

"Are we there yet?"

Family drive along avenue of trees in open top car

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

'School's out... the adventure begins!'

"For the 30th time, we're not there yet?"

Family Hiking Trip

'You kids stop your fighting, or I will crash this car into the next tree!'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

'Smart bloke.'

'I see it as an adventure Joe...and the best adventures are the ones that challenge you...Ah...and this would explain your collection of hazmat suits.'

Last Chance For Diapers.

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

'Boy, this is just like the DISCOVERY CHANNEL!'

'How can you tell?'

'It's okay, officer. The kids always run to the car shrieking 'SHOTGUN!''

'No, kids, we're not there yet.'

Too Short Vacation Ahead

"She's not fast . . . but she gets you there."

"Are we there yet?"

"Wait up son, I'm coming with you."

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

Magestically Marble Hill

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Boat trip

Father and son

"If you ask me, good parenting requires clear boundaries, loving discipline and random acts of off-the-wall crazy."

Baby in Bike Basket