Family Adventures Gifts

'Are we there yet Dad?'

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'Honey, do you think you could try being a little less over-protective?'

'Nomadic life is great, except the kids are constantly asking, 'are we there yet?''

'School's out... the adventure begins!'

'But they get attached to me!'

"That's my grandfather chasing cars and biting mailmen. He lived life off-the-leash."

Baby in Bike Basket

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

The Zoo.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

At the market

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'Are we there yet?'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'