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'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

They Removed my Brain.

"Well yes, it was a nice first date, but it's not going to work out: our mums don't seem to like each other..."

"Yes, the French only eat the legs, but we're not French! We eat the whole frog!"

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

"Do you have something more befitting a 6th grader?"

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

'You'll never learn to walk if you don't FOCUS!'

Having a heart to heart talk with your daughter about sex and finding she knows more than you do phobia.

'Lately you seem to find fault in everything I do.'

'Yes, I am proud that you remembered to wash your hands without me telling you. Next time remember to turn the water off, though?'

"Daddy has to clear his head for a few minutes before he can deal with 'Babar'."

'My little boy broke my violin.'

'The novelty's sort of worn off with the first one so we thought it was time to have another.'

'You're taking the baby to daycare? Great! I'm way late for work!'

'A Silverfish!'

"Hold it, dad - what's a 'bird', and what's a 'bee'?"

Advantages of Marsupialism.

Dear, I think Alayna needs to be burped again.

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Suffering from Cooties?

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

I love my family!

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Growth Charts

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

Mother CareBaby Gap

It's a Boy

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."