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'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Suffering from Cooties?

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

A baby playing on a grand piano

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

"I'm so good at this!"

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

Preparing for a new arrival

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Yeah, he's very like his father isn't he?"

Biological Alarm Clock.

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

Please take a number.

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

Waiting Room

Mountain Dads

The relay race