Adventure Travel Pillows

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"And even though this is an older used model... it's perfect for those out-of-the-way places!"

"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."

North South.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

Ned's inflatable raft service was unable to stay afloat, and ended up going under.

"Amid rampant crime, political instability, frequent attacks by nationalist guerrillas, and numerous endemic diseases, I assure you there is no chance of boredom in this exotic tourist destination."

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Random things I miss: Deciding on a holiday

"Forget swimming with dolphins... how about wrestling with crocodiles?"

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

"It was on my Bucket List."

"Well, so much for ecotourism."

Benefits of Living Abroad

This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment,,,

"Check the itinerary again Sharon, this doesn't look like Margate to me!!"

"Well, they did say half-board."

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf