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'Cannonball!'

A Great Idea.

"Ye Gods, hide! They're Jehovah's witnesses!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Listen to this Ted. It says here that one of the first signs of insanity is talking to inanimate objects.'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

Convict has dug a tunnel, but ended up coming out of a desert island

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

A football is dropped to a man stranded on desert island

A caped superhero rescues Icarus

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"I'm sending it express current."

"Fish! Always fish! Why don't you catch something nice like a deer?"

Don Quixote

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

Cyclops weren't good pirates. . .

Bookworm Sleepover

Craving Food

"So if I replace all the ingredients with sand I should be okay."

"Oh, this happened when I 'High-Fived' Captain Hook!"

'You'll ruin that palm if you keep on!'

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

'I was a mug to listen to you - I only had ten days to go!'

Castaways at Christmas

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'What do you mean 'all my fault'?'

Warrior Woman

"No thanks, I prefer salmon."

"Try again, Kemosabe. This time ease out clutch slowly."

"I'll tell you waht I really think about the Lone Ranger if you tell me what you really think about Don Quixote."

Dorothy and Toto

"Can I offer you a line of credit?"

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat