Starting A New Adventure T-Shirts

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

Boy running away to join circus, clown running away to city.

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

'What's your return policy?'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

Boy running away from home (a lighthouse).

Bon Voyage!

'Well - now we've reached virgin country - where are they?'

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Mad For It

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

Set sail

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"You can do it!"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Live, laugh, love

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

Look on the bright side, at least we're keeping our heads above water

Bon Voyage

Tourist Directions

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

'This is George, my divorce lawyer from a previous marriage.'

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

Desert Island Raking

Confusing directions.

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'