New Experience Adventurer Prints

"I'm going to be on time today because it's fun to try new things."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"What's your occupation?"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Mad For It

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'You're hired. Go figure.'

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

"A possible eureka."

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

A Learning Curve.

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

"Fight or flight?"