Experience Adventurer Prints

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Draw your own path."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Arf! Arf!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

'Thanks for being up support staff.'