Experimental Adventurer Prints

At last the professor had succeded in crossing a frog with a cat.

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Meet the new factory manager.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'