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'If you've got a complaint, please press 1. If we can help you to find something to complain about, please press 2.'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Eureka! Details to follow."

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

'The customers' suggestions make a lot of sense. I say, let's hire the customers and fire the staff!'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

'Great chemistry.'

Brian works in stem cell research

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"I totally meant to do that."

"I don't think this is what is meant by Animal Science, but it does take it to a new level!"

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

When Chelation Therapy goes wrong.